
Like many of you, I've always been interested and fascinated by sex. From the first booklet my parents gave me about sexual reproduction, it's a subject that has me spellbound.
In my innocence, I recall my Dad trying to have the "Talk" with me out in the backyard when I was about ten years old. He asked if I had read the booklet and if I had any questions. I said yes, and no hoping to get it over with. He then went on to talk to me using slang terms about sexual things and immediately lost me. Most of those terms I had never heard of or had a clue what they meant. This confused me even more and made me all the more curious.
A few years later I was able to get my hands on a used copy of "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask". What an eye opener. This book went beyond just the technical jargon of insert penis into vagina and explained sex as a way of enjoying personal pleasure. Plus, it went into some kinky stuff I had never even thought of!
All in all, I was really a late bloomer sexually, but once I had that first orgasm, it was my mission to have many, many more...how else can you experience the best feelings our bodies can give us?
The saying goes, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Well, there is work involved in creating this site and working to provide the best customer service possible, but I really do love the many aspects of sexuality and how it can improve our lives. That's why I started this company and continue to update and improve this site.
Our goal is to deliver the highest Quality products at the best possible Value in a timely manner so that our customers desire to return and shop with us again.
We offer the latest in the highest quality products, in categories such as; ElectroSex, Bondage, Medical Gear, Chastity, Bachelorette, Anal Toys, Rabbits, Penis Jewelry, Cock and Ball Torment, Pyrex Dildos, Herbals, Fetish Clothing, Handcuffs and Steel, Impact, Nipple Toys, Cock Rings, Erotic Books, Top Selling Toys for Men, Strap-ons and Harnesses, Hoods and Blindfolds, Dildos, Huge Insertables, Love Dolls, Masturbation, Condoms, Personal Lubricants, Mouth Gags, and Vibrating Sex Toys.
Our manufacturers are the best in the industry. They are; Aneros, Strict Leather, Zeus ElectroSex, Big Teaze Toys, Wet Lubes, Trinity Vibes, California Exotics, Doc Johnson, Topco Sales, Tantus, Classic Erotica, Empire Labs, Sportsheets, Pjur Lubes, Fetish Fantasy, Folsom Electric Company, PipeDreams, Manline, ID Lubes, Leg Avenue, Lelo, Size Matters, Kink Industries, Kama Sutra, Empowered Products, Doctor Loves, Kheper Games, Passion Lubricants, Nexus, Rimba Electro Products, PHS International, Boy Butter Lubricants, Screaming O, V Lubricants, Elbow Grease Lubricants, Megasol, M.D. Science Lab, Bodywise Lubes and Rocks Off LTD.
CMA Enterprises
4904 Portview Dr
Fort Worth, TX 76135
By Phone Toll Free: 1-800-399-0489
Between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. (Central time zone)
We want to SERVE YOU with the best Customer Service experience and we are very interested in how we may be of SERVICE. What do you need or want that you just can't find? Let me know what service or item You want and I'll do my best to meet your desires. Just drop me a line at
CMAEnterprises@charter.netShipping Information:
We'll do our best to process your order the day we receive it. From time to time it may take as long as 2 Business days for some items to ship. Routine shipping will go out USPS or UPS and routinely takes 5-7 Business days. Many times it only takes 2-4 Business days, but we can never be sure.
Routine Ground Shipping Rates within the U.S.A.:
Taxable Amount
Add
0 to 25.00 = $8.99
25.01 to 50.00 = $9.80
50.01 to 100.00 = $10.80
100.01 to 150.00 = $12.80
150.01 to 200.00 = $14.80
200.01 to 300.00 = $16.80
300.01 to 400.00 = $19.80
400.01 to 500.00 = $23.80
500.01 to 700.00 = $29.95
700.01 to 1000.00 = $34.95
1000.01 to 2000.00 = $39.95
2000.01+ = $48.00
If you want faster shipping, we offer Express (1-2 Business Days) Shipping. This is UPS-Blue 2nd Business day delivery and costs $21.81 + $3.99 per item =25.80 for 1 item. Each additional item is only $3.99 more to ship.
Return & Exchange Policy:
We return or exchange for STORE CREDIT only, please order carefully.
To ensure the safety and health of our customers we do not accept returns or exchanges on items that can constitute a health risk or any item that comes into contact with ANY bodily fluid (saliva, semen, urine, blood, et al). Once these items leave the warehouse, we consider them to be used and non-resalable.
These items include (but we are NOT limited to):
* ANY dildo or vibrator.
* ANY enema kits.
* ANY sound set.
* ANY item that breaks the surface of the skin.
* ANY item that is inserted into the penis, vagina or anus.
* ANY gag/dildo combination.
* ANY mouthgag.
* ANY chastity device.
1. All products are warranted by us for 30 days from the invoice date. If any product is found DEFECTIVE within that 30 day period, please contact us for an exchange. We will exchange ANY defective item for that same item only.
2. We will be glad to exchange NON-DEFECTIVE items that do not constitute a health risk for 30 days from the invoice date. All NON-DEFECTIVE returns will be issued Store Credit for the amount of the item.
3. The customer is responsible for the cost of all shipping charges; for defective items, we will cover the shipping cost of the replacement item to the customer only.
How to arrange your return or exchange:
Please contact me at CMAEnterprises@charter.net
or 1-800-399-0489 to obtain approval for your exchange. Returns will NOT be accepted without an RMA (Returned Materials Authorization) number. For faster service, please have the following information on hand when calling for an RMA number: customer name, invoice number, serial number and nature of the problem.
All products returned MUST: be 100 percent complete, contain ALL original boxes and packing materials, have original UPC codes on the manufacturer boxes, contain all manuals, blank warranty cards and other accessories and documentation provided by the manufacturer.
We strongly recommend you fully insure your return shipment in case it is lost or damaged and you use a carrier that can provide you with proof of delivery for your protection.
Cancellation Policy: Once an order has been submitted your credit/debit card will be charged immediately. Our ordering process is streamlined so your order will immediately be sent to processing and then shipping. Due to the high volume of orders we receive we will be unable to cancel an order after submitted. Please order carefully.
1. ThePassionPlace.net offers a 30-day exchange policy on defective items for the same item only.
2. All products are warranted by ThePassionPlace.net for 30 days; if any product is found defective within that 30 day period, please contact us for an exchange.
3. We will be glad to exchange items that do not constitute a health risk.
4. Please call Toll Free 1-800-399-0489 or e-mail us at CMAEnterprises@charter.net to obtain a Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) number before shipping your product. NO returns of any type will be accepted without an RMA number. For faster service, please have the following information on hand when calling for an RMA number: customer name, invoice number, serial number and nature of the problem.
5. All products returned MUST: be 100 percent complete, contain ALL original boxes and packing materials, have original UPC codes on the manufacturer boxes, contain all manuals, blank warranty cards and other accessories and documentation provided by the manufacturer.
6. Customer is responsible for shipping charges on returned items.
7. ThePassionPlace.net strongly recommends you fully insure your return shipment in case it is lost or damaged and you use a carrier that can provide you with proof of delivery for your protection.
8. DEFECTIVE items can be returned directly to ThePassionPlace.net within 30 days from the invoice date, for replacement with a working unit of the same item only.
9. NON-DEFECTIVE items can be accepted directly by ThePassionPlace.net within 30 days from the invoice date, at ThePassionPlace.net's discretion for store credit or exchange. All NON-DEFECTIVE returns are subject to a 20 percent restocking fee.
Shipping & Handling:
Our primary shippers are UPS and USPS. Unless you choose a faster shipping method, your order will ship via UPS or USPS ground. We're sorry, but express shipping methods are not available to P.O. Boxes and APO/FPO Military addresses (orders will be shipped via USPS). If an Express Method is selected to a PO Box Address, Priority Mail will be used.
Estimated delivery time: 3 to 7 business days, depending on delivery zone.
Orders placed before 11am EST Mon-Fri usually ship within 24-48 hours when not otherwise stated. There is no order processing or shipping on weekends and holidays. Please note: Our shipping partners do not process shipments on the weekends. Therefore if you place an order on Friday after 11am EST you may experience a delay between your shipping confirmation email and the actual shipment of your order.
Weekend Delivery: Orders shipped UPS Overnight, Second Day, and Third Day are delivered Monday through Friday only. UPS ground may deliver on Saturday depending on their policy in your local area.
To Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: You can now have your merchandise shipped via US Postal Service. Please allow 4 -14 days for delivery depending on shipping method. Available shipping methods are 2nd Day Air or US Postal Service. Shipping charges are calculated automatically when the order is placed.
Risk of Loss
All items purchased from ThePassionPlace.net to a shipment contract. This means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to the carrier
Canadian residents: Please note we generally ship via UPS, but may use a different carrier at our discretion. For more info, please email us at cmaenterprises@charter.net.
APO/FPO/US Territories: Orders shipped to Military APO/FPO and US Territory addresses can only be delivered via standard US Postal Service. Express shipping methods are not available for APO/FPO and US Territories. Packages sent to these addresses may be delayed by standard mail handling procedures for these areas. USPS has informed us it may take up to 8 weeks for delivery to certain addresses.
Note: If the destination requires a customs declaration, a slip identifying the package contents will be included on the customs label.
Dr. Dick Wanker is not a real doctor and is actually me. The views and opinions expressed by Dr. Dick Wanker are my own.
Low Price Guarantee: If you can provide me a link for the exact same new item from an online retail store for less than the price I'm offering I'll match it.
Please contact me first, if you are unhappy with your purchase. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Disclaimer: This website contains adult material. All members have certified that the pictures submitted are of individuals 18 years of age or older and all primary producers have certified that they have complied with 28 C.F.R. 75 thereby exempting ThePassionPlace.net/CMA Enterprises from the record keeping requirements of 18 U.S.C. 2257(a)--(c). The owners and operators of this Website are not the primary or secondary producers (as that term is defined in 18 USC section 2257 or subsequent case law defining such) of any of the visual content contained in the Website.